Fucking Machines review

83.5
63%

- Published on March 6th, 2020

- Last update on March 6, 2020

- Main niches: BDSMFetish

Sometimes, porn content is incredibly natural, and passionate. Usually we call that glamcore. Fucking Machines isn’t that – in fact, it’s pretty much the opposite of that. Don’t mistake me, though, that’s not to say the concept is in any way bad! The sheer hotness of hardcore starring the technology of a machine custom-built to a particular purpose, and a gorgeous woman enjoying that purpose, really isn’t easy to understate. Especially since, in this marriage of porn and tech, you’ll see the gorgeous ladies pushed to such heights of ecstasy that they often have trouble staying vertical when the time comes that they finally try to get up.

Large Library, Great Network Access

The library here is quite large for a single site – in fact, there are around 1,200 videos as the time of writing. Pretty soon, there will be quite a few more, however – but for more details on that, stick with me until later in the review. You do get galleries, but they’re only vid caps. That said, they’re quite high-resolution, and you’ll find an average of 30 of them available per video. You also get access to more than 20 bonus sites, and a pretty great set of user features, plus an excellent community, because this site happens to be part of the absolutely phenomenal Kink.com network, which I’ve looked at separately. Do note that this is one of the best, if not the single best, BDSM network out there, which seems in my opinion to vastly prefer models with a natural, pre-existing interest in the kinks they showcase on the various sites across the network.

Slow Updates, No Resolutions Higher Than HD Ready

Not all is perfect, of course, but at Fucking Machines I really think only two issues are quite significant enough to call any serious attention to here. First, the updates are somewhat slow, coming in every two weeks, or twice a month, on average – but at least that average is fairly reliable. And the larger network certainly helps if you have any interest in the rest of Kink.com’s content. The other issue is the same across the network as a whole, and that is the simple and unfortunate fact of the resolutions available being obsolete. In fact, the highest available is a mere HD Ready 720p – two steps behind the current 4K standard.

Pros

  1. Over 1,000 videos of phenomenal, hardcore, technological fucking for you to enjoy.
  2. Over 20 excellent additional sites, across the phenomenal Kink.com network, plus a superb community and resources as well.

Cons

1. Updates are sadly somewhat slower than they used to be as the network has branched out more.

2. No resolutions larger than the rather obsolete HD Ready 720p, which is the single largest disappointment here.

Content Amount:

  • 1,199+ Videos/Galleries
  • Updates: Avg. 2 per month

Videos:

  • Video Lenght: Avg. 30 min.
  • Download: HD 720p (.mp4)
  • Streaming: HD 720p (Flash)

Photos:

  • Resolution: HQ 800×1000 (.jpg)
  • Pics per Set: Avg. 30
  • Zip Files: Yes

Models:

  • Total: 600+ (Mostly U.S. based)
  • Ages: 18-30+
  • Ethnicities: Mix – mostly white
  • From semi pros to pornstars

Pricing:

1 Month:
$
39.99
[Recurs every month at $39.99]
3 Months:
$
29.99
/mo.
[Billed every 3 months at $89.97]
6 Months:
$
22.99
/mo.
[Billed every 6 months at $137.95]
12 Months:
$
14.99
/mo.
[Billed yearly at $179.99]

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Author Rating

83.5

It's far from a surprise that yet another Kink.com network site is a very good option for anyone interested in the niche, which Fucking Machines absolutely is. However, it's also possibly the weakest that I've looked at from the network yet, mostly due to the lack of variety on the site in specific, and the two issues that I mentioned earlier. As a result, I'm awarding Fucking Machines a score of 83.5 points out of a total possible 100. It's a very good option, but perhaps not the most popular niche, so if this is precisely what you wanted, excellent, and if not you may just find a new favorite.

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