The Classic Porn review

The more things change, the more they stay the same – or so is the wisdom I’ve been led to believe for a number of years. Porn is definitely changing all the time, but many things are classics for damn good reasons. On the other hand, VHS tapes are degrading, and good luck finding someone to repair your old VCR to play them in anyway. Luckily for you, there’s someone to help, and that’s The Classic Porn, offering all of these much older videos for you to enjoy in a digitized format over the Internet, meaning these videos are still waiting for you despite the death of the porno theater and the video store – the more things change, eh? Let’s jump into the library details, shall we?

Massive Library, Stunningly Frequent Updates, Decent Resolutions

Now, it’s clear that significant effort has gone into this collection – The Classic Porn shows that not just with multiple daily updates, but also with resolutions. The average video is available in 480p whether that was original or it’s been scaled up – at 480p it’s hard to tell, which is one of the reasons this resolution is a good choice. You can expect porn available from multiple decades, with the full DVD-style movies averaging 75 minutes of run-time each. You even get some nice galleries, too. Well, more than some. I haven’t mentioned quantities. There are over 20,000 movies and over 11,500 galleries within the collection as of the time of writing, and as mentioned, the updates are quite frequent so that number is just growing, growing, growing.

Basic Feature Set, Mobile-Responsive Interface

Unfortunately, the feature set isn’t quite what it could or should be at this library size. Instead of an advanced search, expect a basic one, and basic ratings as well. Favorites and comments are here, plus a well-implemented tags section, and a surprising model index as well. The site design is a little older – that might be intentional, though – but the work’s gone into it to make it mobile-friendly, which is nice to see. While the site’s usability could improve at this library size, things are pretty solid here overall regardless.

Content Amount:

• 20,377+ DVDs
• 11,538+ Galleries
• Updates: Multiple per day

Videos:

• Video Length: Avg. 75 min
• Download: 480p (.mp4)
• Streaming: 480p (Flash)

Photos:

• Resolution: HQ 800×600 (.jpg)
• Pics per Set: Avg. 100
• Zip Files: Yes (~5MB)

Models:

• Total: 5,434+ (worldwide based)
• Ages: 18-70+
• Ethnicities: Mix of all
• Mostly amateurs