Dirty Masseur review


- Published on April 15th, 2018

- Last update on April 15, 2020

- Main niches: MassagePornstarsReality

It’s a pretty common male sexual fantasy, and possible a female one too, for a massage parlor that specializes in happy endings and sex for it’s clientele. You’ll find that that fantasy is precisely what’s played out at the Brazzers site Dirty Masseur, with the highest quality in reality hardcore fun and silly setups that Brazzers has become so very famous for. We had fun here, and we’re sure you will too, but we really should get deeper in the details before recommending for or against any site.

Hundreds of Videos, Many or Most in Full HD Quality

The site design, navigation, and user tools at Dirty Masseur are covered in detail at the Brazzers network review, since the whole site is designed the same, so check there for details on those aspects. Meanwhile, the library at Dirty Masseur in specific is two hundred and seventy six videos at the time of review, with those averaging out to thirty minutes each and many of them available in full HD. There’s a gallery associated with each and every video, and these are excellent, usually coming in at around or a little less than seven hundred super high res photos, a real treat for anyone who likes stills. Meanwhile, updates average around three or four times per month, but we’ll get into more detail on that.

Brazzers: Schedule Your Updates! Make More of Them! Please!

The single largest problem that we have with Dirty Masseur, and indeed with several of the recently reviewed Brazzers niche sites, is in fact that updates, while they look great on average, can be wildly different from month to month. For example, Dirty Masseur averages three to four, but you can actually expect anywhere from two to five videos to be posted per month, on an individual basis. That could be made a lot better, and Brazzers definitely has the resources to make it work.


      1. Over two hundred and seventy videos, and it appears to us that the vast majority of them are available in full HD resolution.
      2. Excellent, several hundred pic-count, super high res galleries associated with each and every video.


      1. Updates average 3-4 new videos per month, but expect anywhere between 2 and 5 actual updates in a given month.

Content Amount:

  • 349+ Videos/Galleries
  • Updates: Avg. 1-4 videos/pics per month


  • Video Lenght: Avg. 30 min.
  • Download: HD 1080p (.mp4)
  • Streaming: HD 1080p (Flash)


  • Resolution: HQ 2500×1660 (.jpg)
  • Pics per Set: Avg. 670
  • Zip Files: Yes (~200MB)


  • Total: 1,917+ network models
  • Ages: 18-35+
  • Ethnicities: Mix – mostly white
  • From pros to pornstars


2 Days Trial:
[Rebills at $39.99/mo. until cancelled]
1 Month:


3 Months:
[Billed every 3 months at $59.99]
12 Months:
[Billed yearly at $119.99]

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Author Rating


It's not the largest library we've looked at recently, even from Brazzers, that's on display at Dirty Masseur, and the otherwise consummate professionals have yet again managed to forget to ensure that a particular site had a firm update schedule, so not everything is perfect here. That said, Dirty Masseur is an excellent site otherwise, with great navigation, design, user tools, well-shot and produced content, excellent galleries, and so very much more, so it'd be wrong to blast them for it. At the end of the day, Dirty Masseur ears a score of eighty four point eight points, and our recommendation.

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