Biohazard Bitches review
Last update on: December 1, 2023 -
Main niches: Hardcore
Biohazard Bitches is a weird one—this site has definitely gone through a major identity change, and without its name changing. Originally, this one was all about intense anal, cock gagging, crying, name-calling, and all in the bathroom, with a very harsh toilet theme. I’m not sure when or why the VIP Members network team decided to change all this, but they have. Newer content is fairly normal hardcore, mostly anal-focused, and I will say before we get into the library details that it’s mostly non-exclusive. Given that though, let’s move onto those, shall we?
Over 300 Videos, No Updates, DVD-tier Resolutions
As of the time of writing for this review, the Biohazard Bitches collection includes 332+ individual videos, and each has an associated gallery. However, the library is likely to stay at this size because there is no update schedule currently, and the site doesn’t seem to have updated in some time. That is, of course, a large concern in and of itself, but let’s move on. While the average run-times are quite nice—a generous 30 minutes per video—the resolutions are not. The highest you can expect here is 480p—this site is still very much SD when the rest of the world has passed HD and FHD and is on QHD now.
Full Network Access, Solid Features, Odd Mobile Experience
Now, I indicated above—as I normally do—that Biohazard Bitches just so happens to be part of the VIP Members network. This, as usual, means a few things. First, we’ve got solid features, but unfortunately, here they’re balanced against an odd and inconsistent mobile optimization that isn’t quite what we’d like to see. On the other hand, your membership here gets you full access to the rest of the VIP Members collection—nearly 30 other sites! For more details, though, on features, site design, bonuses, and more, I recommend that you check out my full network review on the VIP Members network itself.
Content Amount:
- 332+ Videos/Galleries
- Updates: N/A
Videos:
- Video Length: Avg. 30 min
- Download: 480p (.mp4)
- Streaming: 480p (Flash)
Photos:
- Resolution: HQ 1200×800 (.jpg)
- Pics per Set: Avg. 50
- Zip Files: Yes
Models:
- Total: 100s+ (mostly U.S.based)
- Ages: 18-30+
- Ethnicities: mix, mostly white
- From amateurs to pornstars
Pricing:
Beware of pre-checked cross sales.
MY RATING
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MY APPROVAL!
I think that Biohazard Bitches could do two things to quickly improve its offer. The first is to return to its initial concept, which I don’t recall finding anywhere else in porn—and I’m sure there’s a market for it. But the second is more important. That would be returning to updates, with a good schedule and at high resolutions. On the other hand, though, the features implemented, at least on the desktop-style site, and the network access both do quite a bit to elevate this site overall—although they can of course only do so much. That’s why I’m awarding Biohazard Bitches with a score of 62.7 points overall.
