Tuk Tuk Patrol review

Rating: 78.4
Author: Robi

78.4

67%

Last update on: June 5, 2022 -

Main niches: Asian

If you can’t afford the sexual tourism to Thailand, you very well may be able to afford something that claims to be the next best thing: a membership to the Tuk Tuk Patrol site. Here, a white dude, John, trolls the Thailand streets, looking for local hotties he can take back to the hotel for fun hardcore hookups. Expect these hookups to be filmed POV, which adds another excellent angle to the offer already on display here. Overall, that’s all quite impressive, but before we gush too much on it, let’s take a closer look at that vital library, shall we?

160+ Videos, Variable Updates, Longer Runtimes, 1080p Downloads

As of the time of writing for this review, there are 160+ individual videos currently available within the library at Tuk Tuk Patrol. Now, that’s a little on the lower side, of course, part of the reason for which is presumably the unfortunately variable update schedule. Part of the reason for both of those, however, might be just how long these videos are. The average runtime on these scenes is 45 full minutes – more than twice the normal runtime in the wider porn marketplace. That’s fantastic to see, as you very much might expect. Also, each video is paired with a gallery. These are not available in Zip archives, sadly, but they do contain an average of 180 lower-resolution shots each, which is certainly a nice count.

Mobile Responsive Site, Bonus Scenes, Good Features

First of all, you do get a few hundred extra bonus scenes to help you spend the time between updates. That’s definitely something that’s worth appreciating, we think. The site, further, is mobile-responsive, with a good browsing experience on basically any, fairly modern device. That browsing experience, though, is improved by categories, sorting, search, favorites, comments, and ratings, in terms of features. The entire system works well, and ensures that Tuk Tuk Patrol is a relatively easy and enjoyable site to use, and browse.

Pros

1. It’s absolutely nice to see longer, 45-minute scenes, focused on Thai cuties in POV hardcore hookups – they’re gorgeous, and they do generally come off as amateurs, which is also quite good to see.
2. The feature set, site design, and bonus videos do a lot to improve Tuk Tuk Patrol’s offer, and that’s especially helpful given the still smaller library size that you’ll find.

Cons

1. The biggest issue at Tuk Tuk Patrol is quite simply the lack of reliable and frequent updates, and thus the smaller library size that those variable updates cause.

Content Amount:

160+ Vids/Galleries
Updates: Variable

Videos:

Video Length: Avg. 45 min
Download: Full HD 1080p (.mp4)
Streaming: HD 720p (Flash)

Photos:

Resolution: HQ 1600×1000 (.jpg)
Pics per Set: Avg. 180
Zip Files: No

Models:

Total: 120+ (Thailand based)
Ages: 18-30+
Ethnicities: Asian models
Mostly amateurs

Pricing:

1 Month:

29.95

[Recurs every month at $29.95]

12 Months:

$9.95

/mo.

[Billed yearly at $119.40] 67% OFF

Beware of pre-checked cross sales.

Ratings

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Author Rating

78.4

Honestly, I’d love to give Tuk Tuk Patrol a better score, but the one they earn ends up in the upper end of the ‘good’ range of porn sites. The biggest single reason for that not being higher is the update schedule, which being variable, is unlikely to improve the library size much over the near future. That said, it’s still well worth the money to buy into a subscription. Part of that is the quality and runtime of the videos, and part is the features and bonus access; all of these are really quite good. That’s why I’m awarding Tuk Tuk Patrol a score of 78.4 points, alongside my recommendation to all Asian fans, especially those with a taste for POV.

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