Smut Merchants review

73.8
80%

- Published on May 8th, 2022

- Last update on May 11, 2022

- Main niches: Hardcore

Gorgeous teens and experienced MILFs are each well-represented represented on Smut Merchants, a site from the Smut Puppet network that it’s now time for me to take a much closer look at. The babe choice, as I touched on already, is just great, and the production standards do keep up. You’ll find a lot of MILFs teaching younger studs, as well as teens trying anal for the first time. You’ll get creampies, too, as well as the occasional interracial scene. However, not everything is well at this particular hardcore offering. To see why, let me take you into those all-important network details, coming up right now.

Over 245 Videos, Full HD Resolutions, No Updates

Unfortunately, it’s been some time since Smut Merchants has updated – long enough that we’re pretty sure it’s safe to consider the site to be retired from updates for the moment. I’d love to see Smut Puppet return some attention here, but for the moment, the library at Smut Merchants consists of 249+ individual videos, each with an associated gallery. The videos average a fairly standard run-time of 20 full minutes each, but are only available in up to Full HD. That’s a step behind the modern standard – another unfortunate element. The galleries included average 50 lower-moderate resolution shots each, and are available in convenient Zip archives as well.

Somewhat Too Many Ads, Recent Redesign, Good Features, Network Access

Let’s knock out the remain negative first here. I find that the member’s area of this site, and others in the network, to have a bit too much in terms of ads – it can get distracting, and that’s quite unfortunate. On the other hand, though, the site design is fairly modern due to being redesigned pretty recently, coming in line with the other recently-redesigned parts of the Smut Puppet network. Also, you just so happen to get full access to the entirety of that network as a basic benefit of your membership here. That’s a major value-add, as it always is.

Pros

  1. Solid features on a mobile-responsive, fairly modern site, including a basic search, tags, filters, categories, and several more to enjoy.
  2. Full access to the Smut Puppet network comes with your basic membership to Smut Merchants – no upgrade required.

Cons

  1. Smut Merchants hasn’t seen updates for a while – and still has no 4K content whatsoever. It’d help the site massively were the production team to fix both of these flaws

Content Amount:

  • 249+ Videos/Galleries
  • Updates: N/A

Videos:

  • Video Length: Avg. 20 min
  • Download: Full HD 1080p (.mp4)
  • Streaming: Full HD 1080p (Flash)

Photos:

  • Resolution: HQ 1600×1200 (.jpg)
  • Pics per Set: Avg. 50
  • Zip Files: Yes

Models:

  • Total: 100s+ (U.S. based)
  • Ages: 18-40+
  • Ethnicities: mix, mostly white
  • From semi pros to pornstars

Pricing:

3 Day Trial:
$
3.00
[Rebills at $19.95/mo. until cancelled]
1 Month:
$
19.95
[Recurs every month at $19.95]
12 Months:
$4.00
/mo.
[Billed yearly at $48.00] 80% OFF

By signing up you automatically gain access to all Smut Puppet Network sites

>> See: Smut Puppet review <<

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Author Rating

77.8

Smut Merchants is, if I’m going to be frank about it, in a position that I find rather frustrating. It’s absolutely worth the money at the current time – but it could also be so much more. If one were to combine fixing the two flaws of no updates and no 4K with the existing solid features, great network access, and varied niche, it would be meaningful – very meaningful, in fact – to the site’s offer overall. Instead, this site sits at the upper end of ‘good’ porn sites. As a result, I’m awarding Smut Merchants with a score of 77.8 points, alongside my recommendation to fans of the niche.

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